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10/01/2020

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Read chapter ten of The Flood, Marutuk


Hephaestus God of Labor and Industry (Old sign=Libra)On the first Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… The shade of a gallows tree.

Tyr God of Law and Heroic Glory (Old sign=Scorpio)On the second Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Shang-Ti – God of Sovereignty (Old sign=Sagittarius)On the third Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Ganesha – God of Intellect and Wisdom (Old sign=Capricorn)On the fourth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Hapi – God of Floods & Fertility (Old sign=Aquarius)On the fifth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Heqet – Goddess of Fertility and Rebirth (Old sign=Pisces)On the sixth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Kali – Goddess of Time, Change, and Destruction (Old sign=Aries)On the seventh Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me…  Seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Anat – Goddess of Fertility, Sexual Love, Hunting and War (Old sign=Taurus)On the eighth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Eight Judah gravings, seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Eshu – God of Chaos, Death, Travel and Trickery (Old sign=Gemini)On the ninth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Nine mothers mining, eight Judah gravings, seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Tane’ – God of Forests (Old sign=Cancer)On the tenth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Ten lagoon heirlooms, nine mothers mining, eight Judah gravings, seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Marutuk – God of Judgment, Magic, Vegetation and Waters (Old sign=Leo)On the eleventh Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Eleven epic monsters, ten lagoon heirlooms, nine mothers mining, eight Judah gravings, seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.

Khnum – God of Creations and Waters (Old sign=Virgo)On the twelfth Hallows’ Eve the King of Pumpkins gave to me… Twelve Coulrophobics, eleven epic monsters, ten lagoon heirlooms, nine mothers mining, eight Judah gravings, seven scales from Vritra, six infernal lectors, five scarab rings, four-headed cobras, three stiff hops, two Butzemann bites, and the shade of a gallows tree.